Ryan @rysimmons
Writer and Video Director for @secretbase, creator of The Irishmin podcast and professional seeker of attention audioboom.com/channels/50153… New York, NY Joined March 2007-
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Folks, Secret Base is starting a Patreon. We'll still be on YouTube, but if you want more, you *will* get your money's worth. *tony hale annoying verizon commercial 'a preposterous amount of panos!' voice* A cornucopia of content!!!!
Folks, Secret Base is starting a Patreon. We'll still be on YouTube, but if you want more, you *will* get your money's worth. *tony hale annoying verizon commercial 'a preposterous amount of panos!' voice* A cornucopia of content!!!!
@rysimmons @pattymo Framin oj you in
NEW @secretbase: Texas and Texas A&M beefed so bad they refused to play sports games against each other. Welcome to Dumb Rich Logic: youtube.com/watch?v=S717E6…
“I keep gettin older, and my penis stays the same age”
Parts 1 and 2 now available!! (And the trailer if you've only got approx. 100 seconds)
Parts 1 and 2 now available!! (And the trailer if you've only got approx. 100 seconds)
Part 2 of our 3-part Shaq vs. Kobe series is now up at @secretbase , with @char_atkinson98 and @tyson_whiting on the 1s and 0s. The third and final part drops next Tuesday. Until then, enjoy! youtu.be/TJVf6i1gigY?si…
How to Make a Basket: Shaq vs. Kobe Part 1 of our @secretbase feature-length documentary/video essay on the "beef" between Shaquille O'Neal and Kobe Bryant premieres today. Parts 2 and 3 drop on the next two Tuesdays. Enjoy! youtu.be/ud9FFraGI0s?si…
We're positioning ourselves as the center of the digital world, the future of social networking! And it to prove it to our users, we... hired a guy and gave him a Creative Cloud login
We're positioning ourselves as the center of the digital world, the future of social networking! And it to prove it to our users, we... hired a guy and gave him a Creative Cloud login
We got joggers too?!? It’s christmas in july baby!
Lamar Jackson's journey to get the proper recognition he deserves hasn’t been easy. He was overlooked by major college programs or told to switch positions. Critics said he wouldn’t survive in the NFL. To learn more, let’s enter the prism. @secretbase ▶ trib.al/he5J0AJ
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Homefield is straight up the only merch for my alma mater I’d ever wear, may G*d bless and save them 4ever
Homefield is straight up the only merch for my alma mater I’d ever wear, may G*d bless and save them 4ever
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it’s unimaginable that a movie as good as the northman could bomb. like it should be illegal. that one and green knight are gonna be worshipped in 20 years
Thinking back fondly on The Northman, which bombed. "What a picture!" as the meme says. Eggers makes "artifact" films that seem warped in from somewhere other than the present. The momentousness-ponderness was hilarious to me. Intentional? I believe so. Monkey's paw story logic.
@rysimmons @Kofie I hold firm until Card Show's return.
now that I'm a job-haver i've wanted to support on patreon everyone i've spent actual years of my life watching and the amount of hours i've spent enjoying secret base's straight up amazing stuff made this one of the fastest purchases i've ever made in my life
1. secret base is starting an early-release patreon for special projects 2. i have made a new three-part documentary series that has nothing to do with sports 3. i am bringing back PRETTY GOOD youtu.be/WNTvVg1MoQA?si…
@rysimmons Lost episode of Pretty Good coming back? (Congrats, was super excited to throw money into this!!)
Well, see, I’m a couple thousand miles away.
How ABOUT YOU SAY THIS TOO HIS FACE YALL REPORTERS ARE SOFT
@AnthonyIrwinLA Because that’s how scared you are
Recently rewatched Mad men and this time around it struck me that Don is not the hero (girlfriend leaves room) if Don Draper was a fire truck he would be the biggest one in the world
I would also name my pet fish 🐟 after someone I had beef with: youtu.be/XNsYJvH696g?si… from @secretbase and I
at this point i believe the only way for ohtani to salvage his reputation is an hour long appearance on the mike francesa show to answer the tough questions
Yeah, so, after almost 10(!) years at Uproxx, next week is my last week. (As I sit here waiting for Annie Potts to call.) Honestly, it’s the best job I’ve ever had. I guess that sums it up?
[extremely Some Personal News voice ] some personal news… briancgrubb.substack.com/p/goodbyes-and…
There’s a longer version of this coming in the next tweet but… Today is my last day at Uproxx. The site was sold and things got shuffled around and I got shuffled out. It’s a bummer. Not sure what my next step is but I promise I have been through worse.
Classic bun, smash patty, American cheese, and grilled onions. Anyone who deviates from this perfect burger is a sicko of some kind.
Just in time for tourney time, @Stathead can now tell you things like what school had the most points in the NCAA Men's tourney game. Much more coming in the coming weeks. stathead.com/tiny/jltkJ cc: @Chris_Forman12