Responsible Driver @bikemau1er
Cyclists Are The Devil Joined June 2021-
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Sometimes I do this game where I see how long I can chase ambulances and police cruisers. Fun little challenge
If you die in a car accident you bypass samsara completely
They took an hour to peel his sun scorched carcass off my porch and now I have to explain to my kids what death is
I don’t want my children to see a dead body but some cyclist had other plans
He fucking shot himself. He just emptied his head onto my fucking front door
He fucking shot himself. He just emptied his head onto my fucking front door
They tried to tow my car, but I recited the Sacred Words Of The Road and they fled
Showing this to someone in the 15th century and telling them it is a great welling of souls being ferried to heaven
Hooligans beat this dude into the hospital and stole his phone 3 days after this video came out
Hooligans beat this dude into the hospital and stole his phone 3 days after this video came out
Why Deer here not like Japanese Deer. Stupid Deer, face the wrath of my Ford 150
Why Deer here not like Japanese Deer. Stupid Deer, face the wrath of my Ford 150
President Richard Nixon and Henry Kissinger discuss the growing Cyclist issue in the United States (1971)
We need Pedestrian Licenses
We need Pedestrian Licenses
You’re a neurotic husk who is terrified of the very idea of agency. Cars should have speed minimums
It’s simple: We DONT need more protected bike lanes (and the city shouldn’t be required to build them) In NYC, converting car lanes to useless bike lanes causes reckless cyclists to increase 97.4%, while also increasing car traffic by 99.2%.
It’s simple: We DONT need more protected bike lanes (and the city shouldn’t be required to build them) In NYC, converting car lanes to useless bike lanes causes reckless cyclists to increase 97.4%, while also increasing car traffic by 99.2%.
Therefore do I tear at your web, that your rage may lure you out of your den of lies, and that your revenge may leap forth from behind your word "justice."
Therefore do I tear at your web, that your rage may lure you out of your den of lies, and that your revenge may leap forth from behind your word "justice." https://t.co/E60yUZyZH5
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@gt2andy everyone hates them for a reason. @bikemau1er
@bikemau1er @big_sib I read that as more Trans-Am oriented and got excited.
@bikemau1er Some spandex clad goober smashes himself into my grill at mach fucking five gotta hand it to him if he had every opportunity to not do that
@bikemau1er I'm starting to wonder if the almost kamikaze spirit of the cyclist is actually respectable. Forgive me, but I might not be driving as much as I used to...
Moving to Florida
My car geographically frees me. I’m stuck in traffic on average a total of one hour a week. In a car you can go anywhere you want
15 minute cities disgust US conservatives because they need cars. they're too important as a status symbol & they serve to keep society segregated. being stuck in traffic for an hour is the price they happily pay to not have to walk near groups of people they fear and hate
@bikemau1er Ok, looked it up, it’s a fancy camera not a drone , tedious, but your attention is on filming whether it’s hands free or not
@bikemau1er How much of his attention is spent looking for people making errors ? And how does he film this safely ? I think he’ll cause an accident himself eventually
@bikemau1er perfect vehicle to attend your local "just stop oil" protest!
@wanyeburkett @ForLangley @ElvisElven Wayne it’s over regulation that laid the foundation for these and you want MORE regulation?
@bikemau1er I've seen people flag garbage cleanup crews as "animals" in the shoulder.
@bikemau1er Come on, you can't just admit that! Now the autism community will throw a fit over this...
@bikemau1er how much do you pay in a year for all those alignments?
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