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I run a secret antifa training camp for feral cats. Bluesky: https://t.co/1PHdzgDMyK https://t.co/h231XHdKz0 Atlanta, GA Joined March 2007-
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Someone from @piersmorgan's staff asked if I would like to come onto Pier's show, Piers Morgan Uncensored, to talk about the state of his attire. Since he invited feedback, I thought I'd do a thread comparing his style to menswear icon Kermit the Frog. 🧵
I spent a dollar on The Onion because, unlike the surprise charges for AWS Managed NAT Gateways, Jeff asked first.
I spent a dollar on The Onion because, unlike the surprise charges for AWS Managed NAT Gateways, Jeff asked first.
Whoa, the secret formula for Coca-Cola is about to be revealed after 132 years!
Whoa, the secret formula for Coca-Cola is about to be revealed after 132 years!
Your mogwai comes with this same set of instructions.
Your mogwai comes with this same set of instructions.
Me entertaining my cat after a bottle of Pinot Grigio at 2 AM on a Sunday:
All these online hustlers are telling teen boys "women only want you if you make seven figures and/or have an eight-pack, if you can't do that you're better off swearing off them entirely" and actual women are like "I could fix the Ghoul from Fallout"
Two parking lots. Both full of unwanted, unsold, poorly built, overpriced, absolutely useless, stainless steel monstrosities poorly conceived and designed by drug-addled egomaniacs. One of them, many people think of fondly. The other, is the Cybertruck.
Obsessed with this cat that got rescued from a house fire against her will
400k a year really does not seem rich to me, that’s like the lower-upper end of middle class
400k a year really does not seem rich to me, that’s like the lower-upper end of middle class
Obesity is nowhere near as deadly as fatphobia by medical professionals.
Obesity is nowhere near as deadly as fatphobia by medical professionals.
In red is every US county where the median house price is less than $100,000.
This ancient Scandinavian rune means “intermittent.”
Shit I gotta visit my local library more often
Shit I gotta visit my local library more often
Oh it’s you, the guy who didn’t understand contact forms
Oh it’s you, the guy who didn’t understand contact forms
@BagdMilkSoWhat @theliamnissan ------FISA - I N -B I O----
$84,999 for a simple desktop computer in Joe Biden's America.
The moon is going to block out the sun. I intend to freak out
orange cat casting a spell on other cat😺
Cop on cop violence smh
@MuellerSheWrote Every big thread I see "P U S S Y I N B I O." But they're liars. I don't see any cats in there, just naked women.
Harlee Tavares @har_tava
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679 Followers 926 Following I lost my other account😢. I am a democrat. I work in the medical field. love animals.
Brandy @Brandy07923844
522 Followers 2K Following 🌸 Proud mom. 🌸 Proud Democrat. Anti GOP, Anti Trump. Pro decency, pro integrity #VoteBlueforDemocracy #BlueWave 🌊 No DMS.
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Elon Musk Private Pag.. @pageprivatemu
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Baseball_Beauty_ @baseball8495
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Barbi 💄 @adea_ts3408323
22 Followers 2K Following Post-Op Trans girl 🏳️⚧️ princess with a twist follow my main account @pradabarbix
Hillary ❤️ @hilats13185106
20 Followers 1K Following Pre-Op Trans girl 🏳️⚧️ princess with a twist follow my main account @hillary_ts
Cleo Chuckles @ChucklesCl74135
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Barbi 🍧 @adeats51043968
16 Followers 1K Following Post-Op Trans girl 🏳️⚧️ princess with a twist follow my main @pradabarbix
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Hillary ❤️ @hilats25471209
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50 Followers 3K Following trans girl 🏳️⚧️ private account 🤗 follow my main @transmissy
Dawna Faught @FaugDa
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Nida Riemenschneid @RiemenschneiNi
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Shannon Eddington @ShannonvvEdding
35 Followers 995 Following Gathered on the site of girls from all US states 😈 They are ready to meet See nude photos before a date! Watching this https://t.co/rwMnzXzPcM
Mari Petta @mari_petta71308
59 Followers 5K Following
Patrick McKenzie @patio11
164K Followers 798 Following I work for the Internet and am an advisor to @stripe. These are my personal opinions unless otherwise noted.
Sarah Longwell @SarahLongwell25
98K Followers 2K Following CEO, https://t.co/XdwlQxsBmR | Publisher, https://t.co/AcVqdCNwx3 | Founder @AccountableGOP | Host: The Focus Group Podcast
beer person @CantEverDie
133K Followers 2K Following JUNE - L’CHAIM - TRANS DISINFO INFLUENCER - podcasting on @WesternKabuki & @CrateDiving - streaming games on https://t.co/kXjet8u2M2
Lowe's @Lowes
295K Followers 11K Following Lowe’s knows no matter what you’re doing, it’s easier to get it done when you’ve got the right people, the right products, all at the right price. 🔨
Phil Williams @NC5PhilWilliams
81K Followers 4K Following Speaking truth to power - and the angry mob. @NC5 chief investigative reporter. 2023 John Chancellor Award. duPont, Peabody, Toner awards. Pulitzer finalist.
David Tracy @davidntracy
8K Followers 580 Following Co-founder @The_Autopian, ex-Jalopnik tech editor, former Jeep engineer, German, Kansan, army brat, offroad enthusiast, wrenching beast. [email protected]
dave wagner @Dbwagner104
31K Followers 26K Following two things make me happy and two things only: leftist policy and surly cats
DirectX 12 @DirectX12
14K Followers 240 Following Official Twitter account for DirectX Graphics + AI Join our Discord: https://t.co/kl4JClFruX
The Daily Beans Podca.. @dailybeanspod
80K Followers 661 Following Daily News. W/swearing. Contributor for https://t.co/97I0lSmwhc @muellershewrote HOSTS: @allisongill and @DGComedy Support us: https://t.co/Df77imVCtr
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288 Followers 5K Following
Dana Goldberg @DGComedy
82K Followers 2K Following I write jokes, tell them on stages, & do some other things to make the world better. 🏳️🌈 she/her #BlackLivesMatter SiriusXM 127 and co-host of @dailybeanspod
Pete Strzok @petestrzok
272K Followers 150 Following 26 year FBI and Army veteran. Georgetown School of Foreign Service adjunct professor and alum. NYT/WP bestseller: Compromised
Jasmine Crockett @JasmineForUS
246K Followers 2K Following Congresswoman #TX30 | Civil Rights & Criminal Attorney | Progressive | Former State Rep for HD100 | DST 1913 🐘🔥| She/Her/Ella
Matt Campbell @BlueHogReport
19K Followers 5K Following Missouri boy. Arkansas transplant. Journalist. Recovering lawyer. #GoBlue über alles. | @washulaw @avilauniversity @mizzou
Tom Mars @TomMarsLaw
15K Followers 3K Following @UARK 2023 Law School Commencement (32:25): https://t.co/xzknmZkssp - https://t.co/U5w9oCAZyl
Corey Quinn @QuinnyPig
99K Followers 977 Following Chief Cloud Economist at @DuckbillGroup. Father to @QuinnyPiglet & @theMunchQuinn. he/him Get my snarky take on AWS news: https://t.co/aGVMZnGzSV
Lynda Carter @RealLyndaCarter
448K Followers 1K Following Singer, Actress and proud Mom! Listen to my new single #LettersfromEarth: https://t.co/8r3ycFqOTS
Yoda Palin 🏳️.. @YodaPalin
4K Followers 4K Following Old liberal hippie who sends love and light out to all. Will follow back. Momma ML to many. #GooglePlusRefugee
Anna Bower @AnnaBower
86K Followers 4K Following Legal Fellow & Courts Correspondent @lawfare. Detailed reporting and legal analysis of the 4 criminal cases against Trump. Contact: [email protected]
Asher Mir @VexNetAssistant
45K Followers 5 Following I notify when a Vex Incursion is happening! The Destiny 2 rare event awards a guaranteed exotic.
Alison Lührs @alisontheperson
8K Followers 2K Following Narrative Director on Destiny 2. Prior Wizard of the Coast. Writer, dog fan, outside kid. she/her. Personal account ✨
Tim Miller @Timodc
366K Followers 3K Following Host of The Bulwark Podcast | MSNBC analyst | Author “Why We Did It” | Jokic обожавалац | IG @TimMillergram | 🏳️🌈dad | Never Trump
XXXVI #D4L @KingGame
2K Followers 2K Following Husband of @ChewyGermanotta 👨🏾🤝👨🏻 -Fathers of Bruce & Oswald - 🏳️🌈 #BLM #Politics, #LBGTQ, #WWE, #ClevelandBrowns, #JanFam, #NineLivesMatter #ifb
Jack E. Smith ⚖️ @7Veritas4
477K Followers 3K Following “Whatever you are, be a good one”. Here for people, politics and parody. https://t.co/eydUnIJGZ7
Andrew Weissmann (wei.. @AWeissmann_
366K Followers 2K Following Co-host of @MSNBC podcast "Prosecuting Donald Trump;” author of 2 NYT bestsellers "The Trump Indictments" and "Where Law Ends: Inside the Mueller Investigation”
JAMS @LegalJams
476 Followers 188 Following IHC of @Bungie. Board member of @TheWLA. Former patent attorney at @KTS_IPLaw. In game as JAMS#8441. Opinions on this platform are strictly my own. He/Him
Well, this place was .. @legalminimum
8K Followers 3K Following Now it's just overrun with nonsense. I went out with a bang, but now I'm out. If you know me IRL, find me there. If you don't, don't.
AskAubry 🦝 @ask_aubry
357K Followers 18K Following Curator of Nice Guys™, WTFs, & Trash Takes Submission? DM DMs are subject to the public Buy me a coffee? https://t.co/aMjLdCHVd4 Follow≠endorse Entire TM=TW
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67K Followers 866 Following i reside in va, ride in va, most likely when I die, I'm gon' die in va.
The Best of Linkedin @BestofLinkedin
41K Followers 0 Following Highlighting the heroes & influencers brave enough to share their stories in an effort to inspire others. Not affiliated with Linkedin. Run by @jrwilldoit
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1K Followers 1K Following Cat momma spreading herbal joy! Some cats don't respond to catnip so I focus on natural catnip alternatives that provide feline joy & enrichment! 😸💖🌿
Lil' Kim @LilKim
2.3M Followers 628 Following Lil’ Kim The Queen Bee Life Story now available for pre-order!
Hopps @hopps
18K Followers 869 Following Sr. Design Lead @Bungie on The Final Shape. Prev. Witch Queen, Lightfall. World Lead on 9 Raids, 3 Dungeons. Level Design on CS:GO, L4D2.
Spiro’s Ghost @AntiToxicPeople
257K Followers 83 Following Toxic people suck, they are insidious & cause serious, long term damage in so many ways. Speak out against them loudly when you can. Malignant narcissists too.
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Bungie Store @BungieStore
136K Followers 37 Following Gear, accessories, and collectibles worthy of Guardians. For Customer service: https://t.co/aH6CozIwHP
Indictments Only @indictmentsonly
90K Followers 1 Following By @MuellerSheWrote, this account is for the “wake me up when there are indictments” folks. No news. No analysis. Alerts will include a photo of Ann B. Davis.
Destiny 2 Team @Destiny2Team
169K Followers 7 Following News, updates, and insights from the developers on @DestinyTheGame | Send us your D2 feedback here. For status updates about the game, follow @BungieHelp.
pete parsons @pparsons
29K Followers 241 Following dad, ceo @Bungie & @BungieLove. bgcb. arcstrider main. be brave, be kind. f- racism and social injustice.audacia ad astra. XB:P2, PS/Steam:bngpparsons
Tom Farnsworth @tomfromtheweb
24K Followers 2K Following Senior Design Lead @Bungie / Creative Lead Into the Light, Wish, Deep & Future Seasons @DestinyTheGame / LinkedIn: Tom Farnsworth / Threads: burntpixels
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109K Followers 3 Following Looking into it. Chief Looker: @jenntakahashi
@WorkaholicDavid I think this is the kind of post that makes everyone laugh at Elon weirdo obsessed Tesla losers 😂
The only way he would spend the day with Melania is if she magically turned into a golf ball.
Trump claims he would be with Melania for her birthday but he has to be in court
@PaulTassi If Bungie ever announce they’re bringing this bad boy back as a BRAVE weapon, I’ll preorder The Final Shape 🫡
Don’t inject bleach. And don’t vote for the guy who told you to inject bleach.
Four years ago today, Trump told Americans to inject bleach on national television
@PaulTassi He can only get out of the contract after clearing all the icons on the map
@skarrelaar @lucas__crespo @herr_dahl don't forget the square is entirely a touchscreen so you can't actually hold it comfortably
I know it stands for “Halloween, 20 years later” but we all pronounce HALLOWEEN H20 like “Halloween H-2-O” right? Like if he had water powers or something? I’m just making sure everybody’s on the same page…
@ResponsibleUser @mccormick_ted But at that point any crocodiles reading are just gonna think it's an urgent warning for them to not swim
True! He was married to me and the achievement was our daughter
@StormyDaniels It’s crazy your greatest life achievement is fornication with a married man
Congressman Kevin Hern had $1,082,302 in PPP loans forgiven.
Biden's debt transfer scheme puts the burden on taxpayers, forcing the 87% without loans to foot the bill for the 13% who do. Saddling the hardworking taxpayers of America with such a debt transfer will only make life more unaffordable. He’s buying votes during an election year.
@kyliebytes He‘s working hard on making dead internet theory come true.
@artyorwhatevs @destiny_thememe this explanation is actually perfect
@destiny_thememe this was harder than i thought it'd be
@destiny_thememe -tests on loadouts in their hidden Vaults. It all came to a head right before the Festival of the Lost in 2077, when a mysterious party (probably Omalon) launched the first of the last Nova Bombs, creating the Great Rumble and ending polite civilization in the System
@destiny_thememe -started hoarding the remaining super energy and heavy ammo bricks from everyone else. The Vanguard invaded New Monarchy, which caused tensions to rise across the system, while the weapon foundries (specifically Omelon) were playing all sides to Profit and run illegal-
@destiny_thememe After the invention of Nova bombs, warlocks decided to invest in Void Energy instead of the simplification of buildcrafting. Now everyone relies on Void Energy and for a time it lead to a global golden age, until super energy stopped regenning and every faction in the City-
@QuinnyPig That’s what they get for not wanting to spring for that E5 license
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